Was a dead celeb birthday party for Katy Perry in H-Wood...
Where this semi-person got fresh with the Freddie Mercuried birthday girl...
Before he took his shit off and got fresh on the dancefloor. Brother could move...
And I spent the night drinking rum at Siren Studios, not remembering the last time I drank the stuff, and crushed for this girl who was a tasteless and seamless Jean Benet Ramsey. In real life, she claimed to be named after a country in the European Union and would most certainly amount to nothing but trouble if I ever did give chase...
But that's sorta what I do...even though I don't.