To post a title that said something like, "See Nic, You're Making This Way Too Easy On Me," and then put up another long hair monster risk surefire CageBomb trailer and just step back, let it play. And this post was totally going to be that until about 30 seconds in, when I realized it wasn't going to be as good or appropriate or funny as I thought it would be...until north of 1 minute in, when I actually thought I might go see this movie...until the end when I thought something like fuck, idiot, of course you're going to be at the midnight show.