June 28, 2012

David O'Russell...

It's probably that I'm just getting older, but I thought if I had to watch another immature, young girl young guy we're both so fucked up let's fall in love movie...I would literally go out and buy a hacksaw and start scratching a seam through this not fragile skull.  Maybe the truth is just that I'm more embarrassed at the fact I used to watch these movies with aplomb and/or tried to write them with aplomb. Regardless, this looks like a hopeful return to form for 2 major players that deserve it. Many could argue Bob and Russ never left. For whatever internal reasons I have, that's not something I would argue. Lines like, "You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things" alone make me feel like this one is loaded head to toe. That's my hope.

Please don't let me be embarrassed when I'm 35. Or 31.

June 18, 2012

At Least They're Going For It...


But this never would have made it to post without the scorpion popsicles.

May 31, 2012

May 17, 2012

Yes It's True: I'm A Selfish And Self Obsessed Dickhead Asshole...

Kindly let that answer all of your questions and leave me alone.

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UPDATE: I have never made any claims to the contrary.